your incompetency in "captain-cy" is making a rerun of titanic. except your story is not sad and i dont really care about ur welfare. the ship is sinking.
i much rather jump ship than staying on board with you as the captain. but i cant. the huge mast has tied me down and i silently yearn for the ship across or the land at the edge of the world.
i do not like being close to you. you smell funny. funny bad.
sad to say, the ship is due to dock in a long, long time.




i am missing the counterparts of 3H.