funny and interesting quotes from my moroccan trip




1. To those who think that having sex in an airplane is most thrilling and exciting, you are so wrong! It is small, crowded and smells funny. Definitely not the best sex place in the whole wide world. But to those who is weird enought to try, hey, be my guest. Just tell me how it went.


2. I am like an animal in the zoo. Everybody looks at me wherever I go. I am getting alot of attention but it's very unsettling. The people here call me shinwa which means chinese.


3. The two small children seemed to take a liking to me. I mean, seriously, do I have "child-friendly" stamped on my forehead?


4. I can't feel my legs or my fingers. I'm kinda sick of the food here. I wanna go home. Back to warm and sunny Singapore. I wanna go home. Home.


5. Hari Raya Haji is coming. People are buying sheeps. Yes, you can see those sheeps walking down these streets.


6. Went to Uncle Omar's house for the sacrifice of the sheeps. The two sheeps that are about to be sacrificed are siblings! I felt heartless. When one was taken away, teh other started bleating like mad and kept banging its head on the wall. So today, i watched two sheeps being murdered. Its pretty brown eyes watered as it thrashed for its life and blood gushed out of its throat.


7. When i woke up, it was time for lunch. I just ate a little. I could hear it faintly bleating.


8. Took a bus home. OMG. What a horror. I was going OMG repeatedly and rapidly. The seat condition was enought to make me clench my buttocks in an attempt to occupy the least space on the dirty, filthy, blood-curling seat. I sat up so straight to not touch the back of the seat that I think a ruler cannot be straighter.






hey berus. i'm mentioning u now. =)